Things Bothering Me (inspired by PJ)

Semicolons, full colons, Bud Light Golden Wheat, McDonald's sponsoring the Olympics, itchy colons, significant delay in big screen version of "Coach," songs that cost $1.29, "Valentine's Day" previews, heart burn, second hand fart, public speaking, moustache breath, beret-free heads, yoga parties, neck tattooes, neck zits, tattooes of neck zits, hockey analysts, sleeping on the couch, back pain, sports analysts in general, player/coach haters, non-British people who say "precisely," polka dots, Asian women named Demarcus, real estate business, banks, Redbox, Blue balls, people who show off their iPhones/blackberries/ipods/flip-phones/camera flips/anything that has a screen and buttons, facebook, nerds who started facebook, nerds, uncomfortable chairs, neo-Nazis, old Nazis, pancakes, false gods before and after Him, real estate business, NFL hangover with swarms of newly converted Saints fans... Hooray!, eating healthy, deodorant cakes, and tape residue.